Masturbation Eye Test Mug in Box

Masturbation Eye Test Mug in Box
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Masturbating Will Make You Go Blind

It's very important to memorise the slogan on this mug. The eye test gets more and more difficult to read as it gets further down so the unlucky reader falls foul to the masturbation joke. Only those pure of self-pleasure can read all the way to the bottom.
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  • Rude without being crude
  • Hard to read text - ideal gag
  • Complete with gift box
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Diameter 1: 80mm
  • Height: 95mm
  • Weight: 450g
  • Capacity 2: 300ml
  • SKU: MB1230
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  3. A standard mug is based on a measurement of 100mm high by 84mm diameter
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